a dog bit me in the ass

When I was about 5 years old and visiting my paternal grandparents, I got bit by a dog. In my butt. I remember the raw panic when I saw the dog chase me, me turning around to run and then .... ouch.…

on lemon water and all that

There's nothing magical about those combinations. Do you really think that there's a magical solution out there which is so simple that allows you to do whatever you want and the entire world does not know about it?!…